get in my fucking pants now

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

(via srirachamonster)

discardingimages:

flame-farting bonnacon'In Asia an animal is found which men call bonnacon […] when it turns to flee, it discharges fumes from the excrement of its belly over a distance of three acres, the heat of which sets fire to anything it touches. In this way, it drives off its pursuers with its harmful excrement.’ (transl. The Aberdeen Bestiary Project)De Natura animalium, Cambrai ca. 1270.
Douai, Bibliothèque municipale, ms. 711, fol. 8r

discardingimages:

flame-farting bonnacon

'In Asia an animal is found which men call bonnacon […] when it turns to flee, it discharges fumes from the excrement of its belly over a distance of three acres, the heat of which sets fire to anything it touches. In this way, it drives off its pursuers with its harmful excrement.’ (transl. The Aberdeen Bestiary Project)

De Natura animalium, Cambrai ca. 1270.

Douai, Bibliothèque municipale, ms. 711, fol. 8r